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"THE NOBLE CAPTAIN KIRK" (tune 'Grand old Duke of York) The noble Captain Kirk, He had 500 men. He beamed them up to the Enterprise, And he beamed down again. And when they were up, they were up, And when they were down, they were down, And when they were only halfway up, They're nowhere to be found.	"STARS AND PLANETS" (tune: Frere Jaques) Stars and Planets, Stars and planets Comets too, Comets too meteor shower, meteor shower zoom zoom zoom , zoom zoom zoom ......................................(yowie)
" I'M AN ASTRONAUT " (tune: Battle hymn of the republic) Oh I fly across the darkness , Way up high in outer space And you can bet you'll always see, A smile upon my face As I circle round the planets, And I dodge the asteroids And steer my ship away From those black hole voids Glory glory hallelujah Life in space is not peculiar Glory glory hallelujah I'm an as-tro-naut !.................(yowie)	"DOES YOUR SPACE SHIP SMOKE?" (tune: Do your ears hang low) Does your space ship smoke when you pull upon the choke Does it fly off to the right And give your passengers a fright Does it make your heart go flutter and your tongue begin to stutter When you try to land Does the engine grind Do you think you'll lose your mind Does it shoot out lots of spark And illuminate the dark And when your spaceships turning can you smell an nasty burning Will she last the flight? When your engine coughs and splutters Causing grumbles, moans and mutters There's one thing that you can do With a sturdy leather shoe You will keep the gears a-purring and might cease that awful whirring With one hearty whack !......(yowie)
"I HAVE LOST MY ROCKET SHIP" (tune: bye bye blackbird) I have lost my rocket ship I've looked here, I've looked there Where's my spaceship? It was very dear to me Here's the key, woe is me Where's my spaceship? How I'll miss that smell of rocket fuel If you find it , that would be so cool ! I have lost my rocket ship I've looked here, Ive looked there Space ship, bye bye.......................(yowie)	"I AM AN ALIEN" (tune: God save the queen) I am an alien my skin is coloured green I've got six toes My eyes are rather big, My arms looks like a twig I think I need a wig I 've got no nose.......(yowie)

STAR TREKKIN' While this is not an ideal song for Joey Scouts I couldn't leave it out !! The song tells a story, so it's important that the characters are ALL represented in this order. Mister Sulu is at the helm, Lt. Uhura monitoring the sensors, Spock is turned to for analysis, Dr. McCoy is asked "Is it Radiation, Dr. McCoy? we then turn to the engineer, Mr. Scott for more power, and finally Captain James Tiberius Kirk is forced to lead a landing party. Before beginning, the audience is divided into six sections, one for each character. Chorus: Star Trekkin' across the universe, on the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the Universe, Always goin' forward, 'cause we can't find reverse! Mr. Sulu: The Enterprise is slowing down, slowing down, slowing down. The Enterprise is slowing down, slowing down, Jim! Lt. Uhura: There's Klingons on the starboard bow, Starboard bow, starboard bow. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim! Mr. Spock: It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it. It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. Dr. McCoy: It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim. dead, Jim, dead Jim. It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim. Dead, Jim, dead! Engineer Scott: (In your best Scottish accent) You cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics. You cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim! Captain Kirk: We Come in Peace (shoot to kill!) Shoot to kill, shoot to kill. We Come in Peace (shoot to kill!) Shoot to kill, men!